i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
They are going to name an STD after you.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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