what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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