and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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