Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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