And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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