Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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