You surviving the open bar?
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I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
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