you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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