my mouth tastes like poor choices
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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