is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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