She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
