David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
