So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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