Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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