I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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