She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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