I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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