ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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