I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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