Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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