I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
