How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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