I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
meet me or not, i'm out of control
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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