If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Randomize