We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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