That's when you crack a 10am beer
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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