Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I got her a Nickelback box set.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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