no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
You may now shotgun with the bride
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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