white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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