can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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