you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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