Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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