Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
This couple is walking their pig around campus
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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