..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Who died my cat blue again?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
try to milk me bitch
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