yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
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