Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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