Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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