idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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