dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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