Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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