I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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