if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
she peed on how many people?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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