I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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