Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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