Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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