she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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