i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
