I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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