Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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