I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
tell me about the fingering
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