did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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