I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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