i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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