I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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