distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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