My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
foreskin is a definite game changer
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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